Robert Kolstadbakken Joramo

Shortbread sweatpants

Master Candidate 3-year IT-supported Business Administration ~ HIST

Punctual | Balanced | Stubborn | Donkey | Candid | Bully | Happy | Introvert

Hiking | Cageball | Skydiving | COD

Greek | Gamer |  Football

Rural | "down-to-earth" | Hick

"Married" | Trapped - help!  

Who are you?

The youngest member of the group, by some distance. I am a constant over-achiever, who aim high and reach higher. Im from rural Årnes where I plan to live out the rest of my life, spawn, die and reincarnate as a superior entity still in sweatpants. Fear me! 

What are your strengths, weaknesses, and interests?

My biggest weakness is my strength; physical strength that is. I am weak as a bad pun! Love teamwork, in any situation, except the one where noe one is working. My strengths is being a realist, by-the-book kind of guy and never giving up. My stubborness might be cripple the creative flow of projects, but it fits my role in the team. 

What interests you about the product and service you are going to deliver?

It interests me in many, many, many ways! Too many ways to mention here.

How do you determine or evaluate success?

I stand back and watch people's amazement as they admire my work. Or laugh.

What role do you prefer on a team project?

Coordinator; bossing people around. What a blast that is! Jokes aside, coordinating work is fun and an important part of any project work.

What two or three things would be most important to you in your job?
Co-workers. They make a bad day good. Also important that I actually like what I am doing, thats about it.

What is your greatest strength?

Read Q2. Might be logic, although how I apply it is beyond reason. 

Why do you think you would do well on this project?
Because I am that good, I am like GOD! I am, really!

Describe your work ethic.

Do it, or shut up.

Half empty or half full?

Empty!

Beer?

I make myself.